John Oliver:...And finally Cubs fans.
Jon Stewart: Cubs fans are considered subsets of the stupids?
Oliver: Oh, absolutely, Jon! They had had 100 years to figure out that what they want will never happen and yet they still yearn for it.
Stewart: And that is stupid.
Oliver: Yes, it's very stupid.
Stewart: Because the Cubs will never win.
Oliver: That's right, Jon. The Chicago Cubs will never, ever win the World Series. They won't do it.
Stewart: They have made G-d angry.
Oliver: That's right. That's what I am saying.